If you see either of these dudes out around town, punch them in the nuts. They totally steal people’s money, except instead of just jackin’ your wallet they do it in a flaming $5,000/month, exclusive SOHO, fake boob, douchenozzle sort of way. I won’t get into this too much because 1) it is Tampa and 2) these dickbags don’t deserve the attention, but here you can get a really good run down of the collapse of Chateau Prive.

The short of it is that the two assclowns at right thought a super exclusive, super posh, super expensive club would totally kick ass in Tampa. They threw a ricockulous launch party in May with sharks, a white tiger and more plastic embedded in human than SOHO had ever seen (which is a whole shit ton). Then they shut the doors a couple weeks ago. Oh, and they still have your money. Oh, and the money of 25 employees they’ve been neglecting to pay for a couple of weeks. Oh, and the money of a charity that a portion of their membership fees were supposed to go to as well.

Say it with me: TAMPIONS!

Oh, and yes, we will soon be launching our $5,000/month membership section in which you will receive premium content and other stuff… like tigers and sharks.