Which of these men is gay?

21 Jun

Posted by The One in the In the News department.

Pop quiz! Which of these men is gay?

Guess who is gay

If you guessed the the bear on the left, shockingly you’d be wrong. I totally thought he was, I mean look at his hair cut, that meticulously groomed beard beard and that open chested shirt. I know, you’re just as surprised as I am, right? The answer is that the dude on the left is Tampa preacher Larry Keffer and the dude on the right is St. Pete Pride coordinator Brian Longstreth.

Our buddy Larry Keffer, the good man of the cloth, the bringer of the Bible’s good news (except for you damn homosexuals) led last year’s protest at the Pride parade. I’m sure I’m bringing the wrath of God down on my head by saying this, but Larry, I think you’re acting out in order to keep other people from uncovering the fact that you, yourself, are gay.

Read an interview with both of these dudes over here.

2 Responses

brightlight

June 21st, 2007 at 9:52 am

I have a shiny nickel for the first person to pants old Larry at the parade and snap a picture of the hairy ass poking through his assless chaps.
topherchris

June 21st, 2007 at 9:58 am

As he says in the interview that I’m sure you all clicked through and read thoroughly, Leviticus 18:22 is one of the famous verses that gets everybody so hopped up on this topic.

But verse 19 is actually the one that needs to be examined more fully in our society: “Do not approach a woman to have sexual relations during the uncleanness of her monthly period.” (Brilliant translation job there, surely.)