Man, they take their Yahtzee serious as shit in Tampa.

A game of Yahtzee on Saturday left one man dead and another charged with murder.

How exactly does a deadly argument erupt over Yahtzee? “Dude, fuck you, that isn’t a large straight, it’s a small straight!”

Shit, maybe one of them was cheating. “How the fuck did you get a 6 of a kind? 6 of a kind? Dude, there’s only 5 of each fucking die. DIE!”

There are lots of really crappy ways to die, probably more crappy ways than cool ways. But man, if you go out ’cause your Yahtzee challenger got pissed at your scoring habits and stabbed your dumb ass, that takes some sort of cake. Or 5 identical cakes.