It looks like all the granola bars and D batteries you stocked up on for hurricane season were a waste of effort. Floridians have Governor Crist to thank for ending the threat of hurricanes by enlisting a very powerful ally in the War on High Winds and Heavy Rain. Not just any ally, but a guy who we know can make a flood happen when he’s in the mood.

That’s right: God.

While vacationing in Jerusalem today, our governor slipped a note to God into the Western Wall. This, apparently, will get it delivered straight to the top of the Big Man’s desk. He can’t ignore that.

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“Thank you so much for all you have done for us. Please protect our Florida from storms and other difficulties. Amen.”

Good for us! I feel a little bad for other states on the Gulf Coast who will no doubt be pummeled with tropical terror in our stead, but surely they can start a prayer tree to fight it off.